Uncle Jimmy Steamboat

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.

Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by pieslorde July 11, 2016

Tuck in your Jimmy

To put your dick back in your pants. Mainly when you have morning wood and you are in nothing but underwear and you dick sticks out the leg hole.

Hey Austin, I need some creamer for my coffee and ahhh, Tuck in your Jimmy.

by smithula May 21, 2013

Uncle Jimmy Fingers

When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.

Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Jimmy two dudes

The act of a shoemaker in this case Jimmy Shumaker performing a sexual act on multiple inmates who have ganged up on him and told him that they were going to take Him into the prison bathroom and turned Jimmy two shoes into Jimmy to dudes or more depending on how many prisoners there are that are going to take advantage of his blown out booty hole.

Come here Jimmy two shoes you’re about to be Jimmy two dudes

by #FuckJimShumakers Blownout Ass August 4, 2022

Jimmy One Time

A random bro who comes into a conversation/party univited and gets the look of disgust. In other words, THAT GUY

Who the fuck is this jimmy one time?

by rudy gay December 27, 2008

jimmy jumping beans

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)

She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.

by Turtletracks November 11, 2014

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

Take jimmy to the woodshed

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020