Uncle Jimmy Steamboat

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.

Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by pieslorde July 11, 2016

Uncle Jimmy Fingers

When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.

Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

souped-up jimmy

A hot rod car (an automobile modified for racing but driven on public streets) of General Motors manufacture.

They drove their souped-up jimmy down to New Orleans.

by ozarque October 4, 2009

Jimmy One Time

A random bro who comes into a conversation/party univited and gets the look of disgust. In other words, THAT GUY

Who the fuck is this jimmy one time?

by rudy gay December 27, 2008

jimmy jumping beans

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)

She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.

by Turtletracks November 11, 2014

Jimmy Neutron Porn

the best shit you can find on the internet. i cum to it every night. 10/10 would recommend.

friend: whats you favorite type of porn?
me: it's kinda complicated... Jimmy Neutron Porn.

by gaylordcarlwheezer42069666 May 21, 2020

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

Take jimmy to the woodshed

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020