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closest friend

Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.
My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.
by BlastGhost20115 July 16, 2016
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Fakebook Friends

People who you are only friends with on Facebook. Most likely you met them once or haven"t seen them and years. Most likely you would avoid or not even recognize these people on the street
I'm fakebook friends with that smelly girl who sat behind

me in homeroom
by bridgers February 3, 2010
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nike friends

When two people's relationship consists of "Just Doing It"
A: Are Mike and Lauren going out?
B: No, I think they're just nike friends.
A: Oh, good for them.
by Jersey Dictionary July 22, 2008
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group friend

A person who manages to make one-on-one interactions extrememly awkward, but does not display those characteristics in a group setting.

A person you hang out with in a group, but would never hang out with alone.
"It's so awkward to hang out with him alone, he's better as a group friend"

"Don't leave me alone with him...he's such a group friend"
by katie and megan May 25, 2007
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Friend Leech

A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.

There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:

1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.

Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?

A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.
by chasevrocket May 22, 2011
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Words With Friends

The best 'app' available on smart phones - a free knock-off of Scrabble. An avenue to demonstrate one's mastery of English diction and spatial relation prowess. Can be abbreviated with "WWF".
Zach - "Wow Darbi, I thought you said you were awesome at Words With Friends. What happened?"

Darbi - "I am, Zach. I was distracted by the infamous adorableness of Puff."

Zach - "Quite understandable, just step up your WWF game."
by Z-Huds March 14, 2011
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friend zoned

When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

Then you are Friend Zoned.
P1:I totally like Suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL
by Kurkenbakker February 19, 2009
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