Bean teaser

A personal massager; a vibrating dildo.

Person 1: "Becky just ordered a new bean teaser." Person 2: "Bean teaser?" Person 1: "A vibrator. You know, for teasing her bean."

by mask_it_or_casket July 2, 2020

bean tart

a mole on the back of one's neck. may look like chocolate but don't be fooled.

fucking bean tart!

by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009

Buzz Bean

Back and better than ever, Buzzin’ down the slopes is.... it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s the Pyth-a-goris train! After using protractors and finding factors, ol Buzz is retired! You’ll find him where the Porsche is parked and the mean dogs barked, skiing hills and popping pills.

“He made a weird noise, like the buzz of a bee,” said Chris.
“No, it was more like the Buzz Bean!” Yelled Bob.
“Careful!” Replied Chris. “You’re not supposed to say that name out loud....”

“Ehhhhhh,” came an every echo from the dark corner of the school.....
“Oh no.... the stories of him are true,” said Chris, only before the Buzzing grew louder, silencing his words.

by buzzerbeater69 November 11, 2020

Wheat Beans

The most vegan thing a vegan can eat

Me: What’s in that drink Sam?
Sam: Almond milk and wheat beans
Me: You’re the best vegan there is!

by CubeDweller August 29, 2018

Bean Slap

A bean slap is vicious attack used to terrorise youtes such as Mikey Boi England. Bean slapping someone involves quickly flicking your wrist and slapping them square in the forehead, making a crisp clapping sound.

Person A: I’m gonna bean slap that Ollie Boy
Ollie Boy: ‘retard noises’
Person A: take this you cretin cunt!
-slap-

by KingPrimo November 28, 2019

Bean Peen

If you have a bean peen you have a tiny penis the size of a pento bean

Augh you have a bean peen

by anonymous December 4, 2019

Chicken Bean

The product of a chicken's ovulation, also known as an EGG.

Please go collect the chicken beans from the hen house.

by Crzy Chiken March 14, 2018