hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women

Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!

by wio April 22, 2023

closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

by anero7 May 24, 2023

Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues

Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023

Dry Hump

A sexual term when a man or woman grinds up against a object or person.

In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.

Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .

Dry Hump : The woman said "he grind up against her on the city bus".
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping

by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023

Camel hump

The camels hump is where a guy puts a ball in each of your eyes and then lays his d*ck over your forehead and on top of your nose going towards your chin.

His d*ck was so big he was able to do the camel hump on my face.

by Funniest bitch alive August 15, 2023

Taha Humayun

If you are a Taha Humayun, you have transcended reality and have learnt the philosophies of god, if you meet a Taha Humayun, bow down to his power and knowledge.

You can never be a Taha Humayun.

by Aarav Patel October 11, 2023

nathan humpdani

Name of a person: Nathan
Artributes: Edging king for anyone named "annabelle" in sight of them, Loads mostly 500-700ml of cum

i touh kids
-nathan humpdani

by tasqussy manager January 14, 2024