Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release. Lil Vending Machine, stated "I'm hungry" while at a Target and talking to a Pikachu plushie while high in the electronics section. The displacement of the release of the undesired album made McChicken Jr. mother, Donald, quite sad because it offputs her sons moving out date once again. She said in an interview with a plastic 5 below microphone, "Why won't he leave me alone" and instantaneously started sobbing on my new shoes.
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Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.
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Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.
Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
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