Evan

Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick

Damn That Evan is so sexy

by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019

Evan Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.

Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan

Evan is amazing would liliya say, liliya sees evan as a big brother figure and looks up to them and loves them alot. Liliya has alot of fun chatting with evan and clings onto them on the inside. They also discuss amazing things and play genshin, and have fun with dante + kyro aswell!! Evan deserves the whole world, Liliya wishes she could hug them once but she cannot since it's a screen..

Person 1: who do you love the most?
Lili: Chris Evan
Person 1: oh.

by Liliya_cotton January 29, 2022

Evan

A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.

Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.

Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.

Person 1: oh

by Gay AL’s Big Gay Boat Ride January 11, 2018

Evan

Evan: commonly British and stupid (common Brit name)

I think Evan is a Brit !!

by Étienne September 16, 2021

Evan

Rat🐀🐀🐀

Evan: Evan snitched on us

by 📸📸📸 November 21, 2021

evan-mode

To raise one's voice.
To assert dominance.

To go berserk.

Everyone in the was being really loud, so Evan went evan-mode to shut everyone up, so he can finish his work.

by misterquick June 25, 2016