closed door courage

When someone is behind a closed door and says anything they want but once the door opens and the person they have been talking shit to gets ahold of them they are cowards.

Johnny showed a lot of closed door courage in making fun of Billy while they were in lockdown, but once the doors opened Johnny made sure the guards could always see him.

Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.

by HunterofTrolls September 23, 2017

closed down

Staying somewhere until closing time

They were out all night and closed down the bar.

by EAGB May 7, 2018

Closet Crosser

n: a person who secretly will wear articles of clothing meant for the opposite sex.

I became a closet crosser when I was nine years old. It wa out of total curiosity that I tried on a pair of my cousin’s panties and I loved it.

by Rakis July 24, 2018

closed systems of thought

A way of thinking that begins with the conclusion and spends the rest of its time trying to find ways to justify the conclusion, rather than the other-way around.

During an interview with the Monty Python troupe in 1979, they professed that "Life of Brian" was a condemnation of closed systems of thought. Example: after Brian escapes from the Romans, he is followed by a group of people who mistakenly believe he is the Messiah based on the fact that he does not finish his statement and therefore is "mysterious" to them. When he tells them he is not the messiah, they claim that only the true messiah would deny this. That is where dogma comes in. In the early stages of their new religion, Brian's unlikely followers built their faith out fo whole-cloth. They recover a gourd that is briefly owned by Brian, proclaim that it is a holy artifact and begin to assign greater meaning and significance to it. Upon finding his shoe, a schism emerges among his new followers. They are instantly dedicated to the emerging dogma to the religion of Brian. They are so eager to believe in Brian as the messiah that they immediately begin fashioning the tenants of their faith; the dogma of their religion.

-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut

by The Logical Fallacy January 12, 2019

Close fitting borty

A nickname for someone named Spencer (another meaning, being ‘close fitting jacket) with a nice little voice cracking Morty from ‘Rick and Morty’.

Hey close fitting borty

by *cries in quadratic formula* February 15, 2019

Closed casket

When a man that spits booty chatter. Finds another way to end his pause moment and closed the casket. Similar to being in a closed closet

closed casket - to close casket of a person after using the word booty chatter

by Untrill bill July 11, 2019

closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.

I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.

by TheOGCC November 7, 2019