Captain Skinny-Dick

Someone who is short tempered, frequently asserts themselves over others, and wrongly accuses people for things they didn't do. They are usually a complete asshole as well.

Joe: "Did you hear about what Bob did yesterday?"

Tom: "Yeah, he took control of the Soup Kitchen, claimed himself as King of the Homeless, and then accused the lead chef of murdering his cat."

Joe: "Yeah, he's a Captain Skinny-Dick"

by SucklinTeets June 16, 2014

Captain Kirk Syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.

The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:

There's...

Someone on the wing...

Some...

Thing.

by Kitty Clysm February 9, 2012

Captain Kush

When you get some kush (Kind Bud) and grow it in milk that have had captain crunch in it, when all of it flakes off into the milk, and when you smoke the bud, it tastes like Captain Crunch. In other words, best shit ever.

John: Aye.
Josh: Wanna smoke sum captain kush?
John: Hell yeah nigga!
*thirty minutes later*

Both: HOOLLLLYYYY SHHHIIITTTTT!!!!

by FutureStoner May 16, 2011

swarthy sea captain

an ugly or haggard person.

one who has been rode hard and put away wet.

"there goes that mangy old hooker. man, is she a swarthy sea captain or what?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE

A MAN OR WOMAN OF HIGH AUTHORITY SMACK DOWN THAT NO GOOD HOE!!!

YO IM CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE.. GET UR ASS IN LINE!

by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009

Captain Cameltoe

A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.

That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.

by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010

Captain Blazingcakes

AKA: Captain Eroticcakes. Noun: A man that will not say one word for 8 consecutive days, but get him in the club, and he will get in 12 freaks per hour.

Donnie: Wanna come work out?

Captian Blazingcakes: Nah man, I get plenty of exercize freaking.

by Conswertin March 8, 2004