brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 20, 2011

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lewis brown

A male who after receiving oral sex complains that’s was unsatisfied enough.

I gave Darren a blowjob and he complained, he’s such a ‘Lewis brown’

by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020

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Brown Johnnies

Simply, another word for shit.

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."

by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009

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brown boy

a brown male who pulls a lot of bitches and has crazy rizz, one of a kind person and the ladies love him

that brown boy is so hot omg

by popskipskirt May 03, 2022

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Brown Eggplant

An Eggplant or Aubergine dipped in raw chocolate brownie batter, then enjoyed through licks or bites. A delicacy that originated among rich Polish after World War One. Nowadays, enjoyed as a treat to beat the summer heat.

My mother loves to gift brown eggplants to my relatives back in Ukraine.

by EggplantAddict(cocaine) June 14, 2022

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