My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

bar boyfriend

A boy that you strictly talk to only on the weekends, who buys you drinks, and stays on your side at all times.

Her bar boyfriend was the eye candy, the one who stood next to her and bought her drinks that night

by Malpalisawesome11 March 16, 2021

Boyfriend

When you friend has a boyfriend and you are to lazy to call them by their name.

boyfriend go away / boyfriend is annoying

by By 8/12/2020 December 13, 2020

national ride your boyfriend day

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“you know it’s may 10th?”
“yeah?”
okay. it’s national ride your boyfriend day?

by khloe castillo May 10, 2024

star wars boyfriend

a nerdy guy whom particularly likes star wars & star wars like media

“i really wish i had a star wars boyfriend”

by Lee_isAloser September 13, 2022

No homo boyfriend

A gamer term when you and a person who is male play as much as you can everyday.

Me and my no homo boyfriend are gonna play rainbow six today.

by Inhalethedank May 16, 2019

pre-boyfriend

the time in the relationship when it hasn't been made official yet

John is my pre-boyfriend.
I think I will ask my pre-boyfriend to finally be my boyfriend.

by enbyfrogs April 14, 2021