normally has a small penis and doesn't get a lot of girls. can be seen usually at fast food places ordering half the fucking menu.also is very ugly but some how manages to go thru life thinking hes beautiful. doesn't last long in bed.( 3 seconds MAX)
by chin397 October 5, 2021
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by trinlol October 19, 2021
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by Cringe ghost September 28, 2021
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