Austin Moment

When a guy says that he has a girlfriend but when asked says he doesn't actually have one.

Guy 1: "Dumbass doesn't actually have a girlfriend"
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."

by K13R4N July 24, 2021

Austin Hunter

Usually a virgin who is also a bigot for no less than the true meaning of a racist, mostly towards Asian women. They also tend to be overwight for their love of cake and cookies. They drive big American trucks to try and hide being a redneck.

Why does Austin Hunter hate Asians? - Coworker
Because he's a Notorius BIG-o.t. - Manager

by Monty Reaper October 23, 2014

Austin W

literally the smelliest kid alive. the kid fucking SUCKS at fortnite and has 0 friends and his going to die a virgin. kid most def makes ass rap music and still his horrible at fort. doesn’t take enough derbs either lol literally irrelevant

you see austin w over there? he’s ugly. he smells like ryan p.

by not tenaj October 27, 2019

Austin No Frags Roesner

A man who is so bad at rainbow six, but thinks he is so good. Chooses from an arsenal of 2 operators, both of which he can't kill anyone with. he compensates for the absence of real friends with smashing hoes with STD's, he is a dumb nigger

Austin, please get a second kill
Austin, please get a fucking kill
Austin, You fucking suck austin no frags roesner

by The KKK 2 November 10, 2018

Austin

He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!

Hey Austin!
Don be mischievous, alright bucko?!
Damn, my bad Austin.

by Dr. Johnny September 6, 2023

rachel faith austin

Noun. Someone that over produces belly button lint.

Don't be a Rachel faith austin and clean out your belly button kids.

by Bob don April 3, 2017

Austin Powers-ing

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

by TheGreatIncognitus July 6, 2022