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by IOOIIO February 16, 2022
Get the green goblin mug.Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.
Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.
Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.
Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.
by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025
Get the Fridge goblin mug.A person or group of people who ride scooters in the local wallmart due to their crippling obesity and growl and spit in the landwhale goblin tongue while refusing to give the scooter to some one who actually needs it and they usually never give the scooter up willingly.
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For example a swarm of scooter goblins attacked the local supermarket while spitting and growling at the employees
by BigManBeef March 23, 2021
Get the Scooter Goblin mug.An act of oral sex; especially with enthusiasm to the point it can be akinned to gobbling (or "goblin") the person up.
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Get the Globbin’ Goblin mug.Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
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