SNOW WIFE

SNOW WIFE is the reincarnation of every single musical legend in history. She is actively challenging pop musics biggest names such as Taylor Swift and Beyoncé daily whilst pushing boundaries. Her 2024 highly acclaimed smash single POOL has garnered a staggering 2.88/5 star rating on the RateYourMusic website. Her 2023 TikTok hit single AMERICAN HORROR STORY has garnered over 71 million streams on Spotify.

Icy: "SNOW WIFE is so good"
Everyone Else: "Lol u stan SNOW WIFE. That’s embarassing"
—5 Months Later—
Cahl: "POOL OUT NOW. SNOW CHRIST IS THE QUEEN I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU. SHUT UP DANZAM AND TIPPY"

by JadeThirlwallQueen July 03, 2024

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Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 08, 2021

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Brady wife

A very good looking significant other.

Did you see that chick, she’s a Brady wife for sure!

by Pasel November 06, 2023

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Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).

'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'

by Sillyahh November 12, 2023

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cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.

jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore

by greenday0398 September 21, 2008

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