Illini Utility Player

A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.

Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast

by LANK8586 January 10, 2025

Hit Players

The most disgusting things in existence, someone who has no experience fighting, or someone who spam there five hit combo.

Hit players have literally zero skill in tactical fighting

by Legendary.Mp5 April 21, 2021

Bad Bass Player

Aaron Bowers

You’re as bad at sucking dick, as Aaron Bowers the Bad Bass Player is at playing bass!

by Momdoer321 February 27, 2025

Base player

Base player

A emo player that cares about the game and they have barcodes on there wrist thats what a base player is

by Atasui August 12, 2021

Clutch player

Cian Reddy in any game of seige or basketball

Damn I wish I had the clutch player, Cian on my team

by Jack Brennan March 20, 2021

Player

Braydon Ambrose a boy who flirts with other girls when he is in a relationship with someone else.

Braydon Ambrose is such a player

#hessoannoying#ughhessuchabraydon

by Why'd about dvdbbdvdv July 10, 2018

Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

by anonymous October 8, 2021