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Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.
Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.
by HS----8 March 11, 2017
mugGet the Breakfast in bedmug.

Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018
mugGet the Bed Weaselmug.

Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.
Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed
by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015
mugGet the Stealth Bedmug.

Bunk Bed

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.
by troller330 June 9, 2018
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Bed Floss

pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.
Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!
by broseph1120 January 1, 2012
mugGet the Bed Flossmug.

Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what is messy whT has a bed in it
by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020
mugGet the Bed dumpmug.

Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
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