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Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
Twitter/X: red notification
Person: why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
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Why

A word that many people use, either to annoy or question. Why, can be used to ask what the fuck happened.
Person1: Hi!

Person2: Why

Person1: ???

Person1: Why?

Person2: Why

Person1: what??

Person2: Why

Person1: bro your being annoying

Person2: Why

Person1: Bc u are

Person2: Why

Person1: *dies*
by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021
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Nick, Why You Bully Me

A lil bitch ass mexican's catchphrase. Used mockingly to annoy a specific person.
by OnGodBro69 July 7, 2023
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Why?

because.
Why? because
by 5432677 November 21, 2019
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why u do this to me

People Say this as a kind of meme
Game: You have been banned

Person: WHY U DO THIS TO ME
by Deathare October 11, 2021
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Why

A word so powerful that is often used when one questions their entire existence. People ask this when the are confused, or even when they know the answer they just need a better explaination.
“Why do I always fail?”

“Why don’t my parents love me?”

“Why can’t I just drop out of school?”
by Yo mama Obama November 28, 2020
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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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