Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

why

what

why i make this descison

by hwqvb dhwqfsdv gxacsdxtagv CFG May 27, 2021

Why?

A question your kid will ask to annoy you when you can't buy them their favourite ice cream.

Kid:Mom! I want some ice cream!
Mom: Tough, you're not getting today
Kid: Why?

Mom: I don't have enough money
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because I said so!

by UltimateDoge August 10, 2021

Why

Why do I exist

Why are you still here

by Hvorfor August 15, 2021

why

why

why

by TRUTH HURTS OWO August 23, 2021

Why not?

The greatest reason ever conceived by man. Any other questions in the argument will be immediately nullified.

John: hey. Why are you dipping Oreos in Nutella
Me: why not?
John: good point

by Nametaker44 August 26, 2021

Why Kris is cool

Kris is the coolest person I’ve ever met I’m so happy we are friends because she’s cool Kris likes to say I’m cool but we ALL know that’s bullsh*t okay okay Kris is cool,Beautiful,Talented,Alpha male,Epic,Funny, A Scorpio,amazing

I recommend finding a cool kris but Kris are very rare so good luck lol
You can call your bestie kris
Krisp,Krip,kri,klip,Krisp puff, puffer,(inside joke)and any other word that starts with a K so yea

Hi kris hope you see this lol

Ari : you’re so cool
Kris: no u
Ari: no u lol

Why kris is cool 😍

by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 27, 2021