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unicorn tongue

The sexiest tongue ever AND WILL ALWAYS BE
-Drew J Davidson
i REALLY WANT A UNICORN TONGUE ON SAVANNA AND MARISSA
by STEVELICKGUY June 19, 2014
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Unicorn World

"I want to go to unicorn world."
by user252819 May 3, 2022
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sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.
"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014
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Unicorn

A unicorn 🦄🦄
Most Uncommon animal

Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are

Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.
by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019
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Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis
Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.
by B-Jects March 24, 2025
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Unicorn's Eyelash

Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)
Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.

Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
by DT Smith March 26, 2008
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fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017
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