Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?
I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.
They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.
I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.
They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.
by B-Jects March 24, 2025
Get the Dusty Unicornmug. by STEVELICKGUY June 19, 2014
Get the unicorn tonguemug. A unicorn 🦄🦄
Most Uncommon animal
Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are
Kb
Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Most Uncommon animal
Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are
Kb
Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.
by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019
Get the Unicornmug. 1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!
by Pohlang September 8, 2021
Get the Unicorn momentmug. A common swingers term used in the community to refer to a single female, open to meeting couples.
Commonly bi-sexual or heteroflexable.
Commonly bi-sexual or heteroflexable.
"The couple is looking to add a new experience to their dynamic & to spice things up, so they are meeting a unicorn."
by Lola lessons October 6, 2023
Get the Unicornmug. A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017
Get the fucker unicornmug. The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
Get the Unicorn Seedmug.