Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher nickname

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024

Fry Tucker Disease

After consumption of a meal, a period of sweating arises, after that a period of cold chills arises. Dr. internet says your fine.

"After eating that Jets Pizza, my Fry Tucker Disease flared up."

by Ky_guy January 12, 2024

Brandon Tschetter

Describes anybody who is really fat and loves men!

That guy is such a Brandon tschetter

by Bigboy157 January 17, 2024

Uncle Tucker

An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.

"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."

by Benadelian March 26, 2024

Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

by technofishy_ June 19, 2024

puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.

When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.

by anonymous January 27, 2025