Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.

Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!

by DuckyDefinition March 19, 2018

jack-in-the-bed

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.

I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.

by posterpoker13 November 22, 2015

burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.

A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

moist the bed

Wet dream

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?

by marconorman97 May 06, 2016

Forever bed

A different term for coffin,

Comfort for a mother who has lost a child,

Isaac is now in his forever bed, forever sleeping

by Ashaboyle September 05, 2020

Forever bed

A term used for babie/children’s coffin to bring comfort to their family

Sleep tight in your forever bed Isaac Jakob

by Ashaboyle September 05, 2020

put the boys to bed

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.

We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.

by Meethane May 02, 2015