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micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.
zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!
by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010
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Karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo

#Good vibes 😎myswadi uain’tgotgoodgood vibenoirrrrrrandbyebuddybutanyways
Dang I wish I was I was in that group but I’m not cool unuf 😭(karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo
by Pickle ,daddy March 24, 2021
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Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types

Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."
Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass
did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
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jordan bell

The common nickname for a younger man otherwise known as a pleb
"I met someone who reminds me of a jordan bell, he was such a pleb! "
by aarrbb December 9, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan, a lovely PIECE OF FUCKING NIGGA BITCH, HE EATS EVERYTHING HE SEES INFRONT OF HIM, HE EVEN ATE MY FUCKING DOG. HES A WHITE PIECE OF SHIT AND VAPES TO ACT TOUGH AND NIGGERISH, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HIM HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF
"hey look at jordan being a dumabss nigga again."
"hes doing the jordan again."
by ur mother gay asf October 31, 2022
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