I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart
by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025
Get the Sewer squirrelmug. When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.
by Alicia Center April 1, 2022
Get the Secret Squirrel Shotmug. Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.
by Bill&bob October 3, 2023
Get the shiny squirrel syndromemug. by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017
Get the shootin' squirrelsmug. A guy pulls his scrotum out to create a well to which liquor is poured into and a lucky person is chosen to empty the well and clean the "shot" glass
by Markyed November 13, 2019
Get the Flying squirrel shotmug. Stop squirrelling, it's disgusting.
by DutchPirate January 23, 2020
Get the Squirrellingmug. What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.
After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".
by QuacksO February 24, 2021
Get the girl-squirrelmug.