A joke is something that is meant to be funny, or for atleast one person to be able to laugh at. It can be- stupid, annoying, or just weird sometimes- depending on the joke.
Person 1: “Wanna hear a joke?”
Person 2: “Sure!”
Person 1: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “To get to the idiots house- knock knock”
Person 2: “Whos there?”
Person 1: “The chicken AHA”
Person 2: “LOLLL”
Person 2: “Sure!”
Person 1: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “To get to the idiots house- knock knock”
Person 2: “Whos there?”
Person 1: “The chicken AHA”
Person 2: “LOLLL”
by Idkwhatithink February 5, 2022
Get the Jokemug. *Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”
by Theodore Raz February 3, 2024
Get the Mariya Jokemug. matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................
by Samran53 April 2, 2021
Get the joke blockermug. by 3Nat0Bow6 January 6, 2024
Get the joke headmug. Jokes no longer exist. It's 2020 and everyone gets offended by the dumbest shit. I wish the world wasn't like this :c
Pedro Pony: I told her, that's not my dog that's my wife
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude
Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke
Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony
Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me
Pedro Pony: No wait, please
Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time
Pedro Pony: Nooo!
Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right
Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude
Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke
Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony
Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me
Pedro Pony: No wait, please
Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time
Pedro Pony: Nooo!
Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right
Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!
by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020
Get the Jokemug. The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.
Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...
James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
by MegaP143 May 29, 2017
Get the joke masturbationmug. A Spencer Joke is a joke that used to be interesting/hilarious (not at all to begin with), and become not funny due to the repetitive amount of times the joke is being said.
If Spencer says the joke "Like having meat in your mouth", I will lose my mind because it has now turned into a Spencer Joke.
by Reppingthe954 May 7, 2022
Get the Spencer Jokemug.