by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
I had a dream last night that I was packing for Mexico but I couldn't find anything to wear, which is true to life since I have no clothes
by Userphuser December 20, 2022
When you bite into a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
(Why do people make raisin cookies?)
(Why do people make raisin cookies?)
Hey look! A chocolate cookie!
Bleugh! Seriously? Why raisins, WHY!?
People watching: Oof, that's true betrayal if I've ever seen it!
Bleugh! Seriously? Why raisins, WHY!?
People watching: Oof, that's true betrayal if I've ever seen it!
by The Living Walking Dictionary February 17, 2023
The kind of person who wears cowboy hats and boots, has an open carry license, and knows only two things that come from Italy: Pasta and Firearms.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy who walked up to me?
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
by My Snake is Solid April 17, 2019
by L-esboro April 29, 2023
Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023