tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Tits to Pits

Describes a situation in which a place is so packed with people that girls' breasts run into the people in front of them, particularly around armpit level.

"This band really should have booked a bigger venue. We're packed in here tits to pits!"

by HighLife1392 September 03, 2012

Tit-Constipation

When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).

Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"

by LiamMorgan4MVP March 02, 2015

[tit carwash]

The act of placing ones face in a woman's cleavage while the woman shimmies, jiggles or otherwise moves her bosom, or "tits", in a sweeping, back and forth, generally horizontal motion similar to a drive-thru carwash.

"Dude I can't believe you just payed two hundred bucks for 3 songs in the champagne room! Did she touch your penis?"
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."

by Charrro December 27, 2008

tit-less

To be drunk beyond all belief

Ah duck I was absolutely tit-less leaving the club last night

by daithi sean o December 18, 2011

Vowel Tits

An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.

"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."

by Grublets on Ice July 15, 2013

tits on a tiger

Dangerous pussy

Tits on a tiger: Your best friend's sister, your boss's daughter.

by chalfont cowboy July 02, 2015