by Macswaggerrrr September 21, 2020
Noun, can be used as a verb in some situations.
Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.
Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.
by Jacp123 March 10, 2020
Something that is impossible to count. Should one confidently declare a definite number of genders, a war based on identity politics will begin.
Reporter: "What number of genders are there?"
Liberal: (insert number higher than two)
Conservative: "Two."
Centrist: "idk"
Liberal: (insert number higher than two)
Conservative: "Two."
Centrist: "idk"
by 7568ino February 02, 2025
a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences
It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.
by Sexydimma September 12, 2015
When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by barbaroja August 08, 2023
Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.
by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016