The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.
by J183 November 26, 2021
Get the Van Frecklesmug. Chris van Geffen is a person you have to love when you meet this guys. He's funny and fantastic! IF YOU MEET HIM SAY YOU LOVE HIM!!!
by Chrinsiepaarntie February 5, 2018
Get the chris van geffenmug. 
Get the Miss Van-Zantenmug. Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck
by DarthStellar September 3, 2022
Get the Weirdo Van Beardomug. When you run-over a pig . Then stab her on the back of your pick-up (usually with a blunt object, such as a penis)
by Jorrie July 24, 2022
Get the Van Zylmug. shes a cool lass and she has an awesome sense of clothing and her vintage clothing is on fleek, she has good brows and is highly renouned for her artistic power. she she caring and still knows how to keep a conversation going, over all 10/10
by IDEK RAH August 31, 2017
Get the georgina van selmmug. Still a straight up Overwatch loving nerd, except he no longer plays his PS4 as much and has converted to PC Gaming. 77 Inches may have been a slight exaggeration, though his cyok is a solidly healthy size and his bitches are increasing. Caught him chatting up some "kinky" (Dan's words) gal, which has made me very proud; Well done my brother. Still blonde with blue eyes but so far he has not stabbed me in the back and we maintain a strong relationship. Since last time he has said 1 more swear word (Knob I think?) and his grades are still "Peng". His height has increase to approximately 5'7 or so and he is easily able to knock any fool out with his dojo moves. Wham eyebrows as always...
by saint_jon February 6, 2022
Get the Joe Van Falier 2.0mug.