california nickel

Someone that is neutral in their attraction. They are neither ugly nor pretty. You are not usually opposed to being around them but would not invite them you your birthday party.
This girl is pretty hot.

Eh. She's a California Nickel.
by Iamthegullible December 18, 2013
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California Bikini

Noun- The tan lines remaining after a woman strips off her thong swimsuit.
Check out Virginia; she's parading around in her California bikini again.
by ivyvault August 04, 2016
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California snowball

A mixture of calcium acetate and ethanol. Burns extremely well.
Dr Carson: Thomas burnt himself while playing with California snowballs.
by The Almighty Dr. Goose January 31, 2021
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california hotdog

The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.
casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!
by hotdoghamburgr January 06, 2025
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california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s
Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief
by Liloilo August 10, 2021
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california sunflower

A circular train of vag munchers, in which one female tounge punches the vaginal cavity of another famale while she gets her own vag consumed by another female. This represents the petals of the sunflower. In the middle of the cirlce consists a ninja star. A ninja star is the very chanllenging act in which four women are scissoring all at once. Thus representing the seeds or center of the Sunflower.
I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.
by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk February 22, 2019
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California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 01, 2019
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