Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

royal english breakfast

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.

Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.

by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017

breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.

Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!

by JCutts March 22, 2019

night breakfast

Making breakfast the night before the morning when you eat it.

Bro 1: What are you eating?
Bro 2: Night Breakfast?
Bro 1: What?
Bro 2: ... I made it last night..

by Cardinalsfan1988 August 28, 2015

Breakfast

Female genitalia

Her dress was so short her breakfast was hanging out.

by Chatham snack February 7, 2020

Breakfast

To have a shot of meth

“It’s time for breakfast “ and the clock reads 4:20pm

by Crabbincrab420 January 22, 2019

lazy mans breakfast

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.

“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”

by Dirtydood August 18, 2021