Tav Sanchez

A human being, that is a very fast driver. He acts like he’s 5, and has the humor of a squirrel. You’d be so glad to have a Tav Sanchez in your life if you have one.
“ADIDAS”

And here we have a Tav Sanchez.

by notnoahlol March 7, 2024

smoked sanchez

Smoky fingers by your bartender that opens your canned drink and makes tab smell like smoke

Janet just did me dirty and gave me Smoked Sanchez drink.

by Miss Mona March 15, 2024

morning sanchez

Getting fucked over by the lazy locomotive engineer.

Damn that engineer hates us. He just gave us the morning Sanchez treatment.

by Warlock_the_awesome March 24, 2024

dead sancho

When a depressed factory worker accidentally commits suicide via autoeroticism in the bathroom stall at work, and the necrophiliac cleaning lady finds the body and pleasures herself with said dead depressed factory worker.

Poor old Colton, he was the maids dead sancho.

by Hunting for sanity April 3, 2024

fishy sanchez

When one feeds one's cats and must extract that last little bit from the container with the side and tip of a finger. One then inadvertently scratches ones nose for the self infliction of the fishy sanchez.
One can also inflict the fishy sanchez to others as a punishment for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I was feeding the cat when my nose started to itch, gave myself a fishy sanchez and had to go back inside and wash my nose

by fishyfool April 8, 2024

Schiniblingus Snchoo Coochie Fungus

Schiniblingus Snchoo Coochie Fungus Is the term used for when you have raging foot fungus.

"Hey man, wanna fuck?"

"Sorry, pookiebear, but I have Schiniblingus Snchoo Coochie Fungus"

"Aw, shucklebungs!"

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

smoked sanchez

When you run your cigarette smoking fingers under the nose of your bestie

She took her cigarette break and then came in and gave him a smoked sanchez.

by Miss Mona May 9, 2024