super straight

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets

Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight

by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

straight playa

being honest and telling it the way it is

I'ma keep it straight playa- Snoop Dogg

by whathehellletmeusethename February 2, 2010

straight joesph

an expression of agreement, mainly used when baking cookies at the bakery

"lets go cheef that"---"straight joesph"

"thats straight joesph"

by joesphjoe February 12, 2010

Super straight

A fake sexuality used by unattractive men.

Male: hey I’m super straight

Female: *looks at his profile picture* hahaha

by Skydaddyofficial March 7, 2021

Straight bullshit

When something happens that doesn't happen to anyone else but you

Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?

by Thatdarkskin November 30, 2013

super straight

you defined yourself as super straight when you never felt a woman touch, and your genitals are bellow average

person1: Hey, are you super straight?
person2: Yeah, but i am still proud about it

by stankomasina March 10, 2021

Bellmead straight

A worthless (or empty) poker hand that would have been a straight except it had teeth (cards) missing. Example 3,4,6,7,8. Residents of an impoverished community outside Waco, Tx. often have teeth missing.

Well , I was drawing to a flush , but wound up with a Bellmead straight.

by Murphythelaw August 1, 2018