Stop your hobnobbing around Sarah Koss, we were supposed to be at the funeral an hour and a half ago. Thanks to your hobnobbing around you hobnob fucker, we’re late to the funeral

Sarah Koss by Jerkmeoff4$ January 31, 2022

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Sarah Miller

Sarah is the best person in the world. Many people take Sarah for granted. She pretends to be dumb but in reality is wicked smart. She is really good at sports but like to pretend otherwise. She is insecure but hella beautiful. Her humor is GOLD with a touch of everything from deadbeat sarcasm to dad jokes. Sarah has electric blue eyes and a hair color of very light brown with blonde highlights. Sarah is a people please and very empathic and regardless of the situation trust me she can handle it!! Cry,puking straight up bleeding out? She’s on the job. If you find a Sarah love her because my dude she amazing!

Sarah Miller =amazing

1 Person: Sarah Miller is amazing.
2 person: hell ya dude.

Sarah Miller by Someone who ya don’t know April 13, 2022

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Sarah Jean Vanhorn

A really pretty girl who is super fucking sexy. Boys always try to go after her but they can't. She is very well minded and is very strong. She doesn't let people control her and will kick somebody out of her life if they try to mess with her. She is very smart and is very athletic. If you ever get one of these creatures, keep them in your life because they will give you the world. They are very special, don't fuck up.

Person 1: Is the Sarah Jean Vanhorn?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: damn, I wish I had one, she is so sexy!

Sarah Jean Vanhorn by ice cream gobbler November 23, 2022

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Sarah Palin

Irrefutable proof that Republicans DO in fact support affirmative action...but typical of Republicans, they only support it when it serves the interest of old white men.

Person 1: The Republican Party has consistently opposed affirmative action.
Person 2: Well, what about Sarah Palin?
Person 1: Sarah who??

Sarah Palin by Obama2008 October 20, 2008

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