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Roberts

A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
I'm adopted ,but my dingle ling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.
by Eve McCune June 19, 2020
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Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.
Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.
by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018
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Robert

Robert has a big Dick and is so fine you have a robert in your life just know your blessed and you will never forget;)
by DaddyWent4milk July 31, 2022
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robert goldstein

term used by white people to insult other white people who are pro-miscegenetation
if you are a robert goldstein (no offense to any person whose name and last name is Robert Goldstein hence no capitals) you do not understand what the term ehre weiBen kulltur means
by Sexydimma January 8, 2014
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Robert

Robert is a rascally, rambunctious, radioactive, raspy, clapped, son of a hog, rat. 🐀
Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.
by 9020 November 22, 2021
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Robert

Robert is my man ❤️ - Kipria
Robert is Kipria’s mann .
by pria . April 28, 2024
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robert downey jr

a sexy dilf who looks 30 and can give anyone a heart attack with his beautiful smile. defo a sass god
by pmh August 19, 2021
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