A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
by Eve McCune June 19, 2020

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018

Robert has a big Dick and is so fine you have a robert in your life just know your blessed and you will never forget;)
by DaddyWent4milk July 31, 2022

if you are a robert goldstein (no offense to any person whose name and last name is Robert Goldstein hence no capitals) you do not understand what the term ehre weiBen kulltur means
by Sexydimma January 8, 2014

Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.
by 9020 November 22, 2021

a sexy dilf who looks 30 and can give anyone a heart attack with his beautiful smile. defo a sass god
by pmh August 19, 2021
