Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Pick Me

A term coined by bitter feminists to shame non feminist women from agreeing with the criticisms hurled at modern feminist women by anti feminist traditionalist men. It acts as a deflectionary tactics to intimidate righteous women into silence because the feminist man hating agenda needs all of modern women's compliance for it to work.

Pick Me labels have been refashioned into an insult for traditional women no different than being labeled a house wife is akin to being a slave to a man.

The reality is a Proverbs 31 woman is a Pick Me.

“She’s always agreeing with those MGTOW men about modern progressive women criticisms, she’s such a pick me, eww.”

by Vin Lloyd University (VLU) April 6, 2022

Cherry Picking

1. Staying at the offensive end of the basketball court waiting for a long pass so the player can get an easy bucket without playing defense.

2. How LaMelo Ball scored 92 points in a highschool game

If that guy Lamelo wasn't cherry picking that much he would've ended with less than 40 points

by bruh21holditdown February 12, 2017

hobo picking

when you break up bud with your fingers

i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit

by 420gmoney January 16, 2013

Pick his brains

Aha! Ahahahahaha!

Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."

by Hym Iam June 30, 2024

Picking Boys Like Flowers

The act of picking up multiple boys at a club, bar or any social scene.

I was at the club last night picking boys like flowers.
Samantha is so hot she picks boys like flowers.

by KattLee January 24, 2014

picking a cocomelon

putting an extremely bingeable tv show/ similar youtube videos on the tv as background noise while doing something else, i.e. crafting, smoking weed, etc.

“would you mind picking a cocomelon while i pack a bowl? i think i wanna watch Seinfeld”

by risso08 November 29, 2024