poser???

ok used to act like poser but NOT ANY MORE...

ok maby she did act like a poser but so what SHES NORMAL NOW GET OVER IT.....

by not sayin November 10, 2004

Poseidon's Kiss

The feces stain on the side of a toilet that does not flush out.

Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.

by JohnnyColt420 February 8, 2015

(poser)

One who will do anything to get into a party.

Wow omfg Olivia is the biggest (poser), she will do anything to get some action.

by badgirl2 January 4, 2009

Poseidon's Trident

Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.

Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.

by TheOfficialJasonS January 2, 2015

poseur

A term that is used by posers that r sick of being called posers and deicde to change the spelling in order to be even more gay then they are which i never thought possible.

All the posers listen to otep.....Deicde rules.

by Alan the Mavis hater February 10, 2004

poser

Get rejected at every attemp of conversation or attemp at fitting in with others and gets really depressed goes in the bathroom to "cut" their wrists.

boy1: Hey guys, did you hear the new fall out boy song "sugar we're going down" on muchmusic lastnight?

boy2: stfu poser, you suck hardxcore cock.

girl1: i totally agree, go kill yourself or something you stupid emo-wannabe.

*boy1 leaves to cut in the washroom*
boy1:i hate my life no one likes me

by electrikkkk December 28, 2005

poser

A derogatory word for someone a certain person does not particularly like. Used to show how much person a knows about the "scene" by insulting person "b".

Person B: Hey! Do you like Taking Back Sunday?
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*

by powertrash July 28, 2008