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king of the rock

Sitting in a cold shower with your male friends, while jacking off to see whose dick can stay hard the longest
Jason and his drum line bros, king of the rocked last night.
by Paulwalkersghost March 16, 2014
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Faux-rock

Bands/artists who are labeled as rock music, hit the rock charts and are labeled on Wikipedia as rock, but who barely, if not at all, sound like rock. Examples are Imagine Dragons and Twenty-One Pilots.
Billboard's Hot Rock chart of the last decade is chock full of faux-rock.
by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER February 8, 2020
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Wriggle the rock

A rock that also has a talent in wriggling around a lot. This rock also has an unusual addiction to canteen cheese toasties, and has a very strong open relationship with the rock.
Wriggle the rock has fallen over again.
by Wriggle the rock October 29, 2020
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Painted rock

Someone Who looks good on the outside but is worthless in your life
P1. Bro that girl is fine.
P2. Nah don't mess with her she's painted rock.
P2. She spent DJ's $5000 lottery ticket and then cheated on him.
P1. Yeah that's cold she ain't worth it even if she has a fine ass.
by YVNGPANDAX April 22, 2018
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Smut Rock

the genre of music in which the lyrics of normal songs are substituted out in exchange for inappropriate terms and phrases, often times of a sexual or racist nature.
Original Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray

Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal

She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
by Dick Anuss April 23, 2009
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Bunker Rock

Bunker rock is a genre of classical rock characterized by its apocalyptic themes. While its musical style can vary wildly, the genre is primarily identified by a sharp juxtaposition between style and thematic material. It is common to hear songs written in a major key while the lyrics reflect upon themes of death and destruction.
I sometimes feel like modern people are obsessed with the end of the world, but then I listen to some bunker rock and it reminds me that things have been this way for awhile.
by shamanticist November 18, 2019
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Queen Of The Rocks

Queen Of The Rocks (Rocks= abbreviation for "Rocket Scientist")

Also called "QOTR"

One who is rather ditzy and has several moments of utter confusion and complex stupidity.
Jordan: Yo did you hear what that rock Gaby did?

Tyler: No, what?

Jordan: She ran into a screen door at my brothers house and broke the whole frame. I think she's the new Queen Of The Rocks!
by This_IsYourDefeat December 9, 2008
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