number 3

just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping

number 3 is the process of masturbation.

sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.

by DS Nutz February 24, 2022

Number 3

Jacking off, aka whackin’ the pudd

Hey can you keep an eye out for customers? I gotta go number 3.

by Macswaggerrrr September 21, 2020

Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

Number 3

Noun, can be used as a verb in some situations.

Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.

"You caught me taking a number 3"

"I've gotta go number 3, brb"

by Jacp123 March 10, 2020

take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it

i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number

by biachbizzle October 14, 2004

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 13, 2004

Number 71

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.

Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.

by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021