Person A: Man, my sister is bossy
Person B: What makes you say that?
Person A: She bosses me around and she is not my sister, she is my step sister from my step dad who is from China
Person B : Guess her nickname is Bossy China Woman
Person B: What makes you say that?
Person A: She bosses me around and she is not my sister, she is my step sister from my step dad who is from China
Person B : Guess her nickname is Bossy China Woman
by dyheheythyrdyhyerhreyh5eherher August 10, 2017

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

by Tailwag April 22, 2018

I had a one woman party yesterday at the roof: sunbathing behind a chimney so no one can see, reading a book and drinking white wine. Just chilling with myself.
by Pashitza June 12, 2018

by Lang Lang Lang Lang June 20, 2016

by Bora Blooded Woman May 9, 2023

Man 1: Damn, she looks so sweet, but she's a cold-hearted woman
Man 2: Bro, she's definitely a Dairy Queen Woman
Man 2: Bro, she's definitely a Dairy Queen Woman
by TokenNTMR August 25, 2021
