Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022
morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee boner and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee boner down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee boner was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
by preschool poacher May 02, 2015
When Morning starts its from 12am to 3pm
by Taco dan April 07, 2021
A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
by captainstagneti December 29, 2010
When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
Having my French morning cleanse
by Funghoul246 May 08, 2025
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom
The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025