monster mash

when you are trying to have sex with a girl but you don;t have a full erection, so you grab and squeeze the base of your dick and try to 'mash' it into the girl in hopes of stuffing it in and getting an erection

beau was having trouble dr'ing this girl because he was too drunk, so he used the monster mash method.

by Duke Lacrosse December 26, 2008

Gaga Monster

A person who likes/love lady gaga too much.
A person with no life.
As you know, this page is totally useless. So if you want to drive someone mad, then link them to this page. When people see the link "Don't click here!" they will, as you, allmost always click on the link. And then happens.. - you know what... ;)

Omg did u see lady gaga i luv her
shut up u lady gaga monster

by Doggiechick December 24, 2010

River Monster

Ugly, hideous, disgusting FEmale human being found around the Hudson Valley region.

Going out to get some underaged river monsters.

by SBGreasers March 8, 2011

hose monster

A (preferably) Woman who cannot get enough COCK in her mouth....

That beyotch was a total HOSE MONSTER.... Damn near sucked a ball outta my sack.......

by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

boogie monster

(n.) a form of vaginal intercourse in which the male places snot on his penis as a lubricant.

Bob: Im going to need some lube.
Jane: Snot rocket on my vagina.
Bob: Yes will perform a "boogie monster"

by Sammy19 January 8, 2008

Clout Monster

SOmeone who is so hungry for fame that they use people for it .

That woman is such a clout monster

by Clout101 May 7, 2018

Monster Cack

A cock larger than 8 inches with piercings giving it the appearance of an angry catapillar or monster.

Stephen's jacobs ladder and prince albert made his huge penis look like a monster cack.

by Akashaceleste December 21, 2008