by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Lover, loVer, loveR<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
Get the Lover's Crampmug. Jenny: Hey Kevin ! Kevin : Hey Jenny Wanna Be My Lover ? Jenny : Ofc Kevin ! Happy National Get A Lover Day !
by bhajs August 6, 2021
Get the National Get A Lover Day !mug. by AssassinUNK April 18, 2025
Get the Marshmallow lovermug. When someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends. (Also referred to as *Simon Syndrome*)
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Simon started going out with her he's been avoiding all his friends and homies just to spend time with her.
Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.
Friend 2: Oh that's definitely *Lover Syndrome*. Guy wants to be around her so much he'll avoid his own friends and ignore them.
by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022
Get the Lover Syndromemug. by Prez Clout December 2, 2021
Get the fritter lovermug. by PocongBOi March 2, 2020
Get the Justin lovermug.