Poo load

Having a large quantity of an item which is more than a crap ton and less than a shit ton.

She has a poo load of kids.

by McKeiser March 24, 2020

Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011

Post Load Syndrome

It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.

We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.

by Hi Krunch January 21, 2021

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

hunk load

A little dinger with massive balls.

Dang! Check out Steve-O's hunk load!

by Gurbur88 March 7, 2018

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by Rinnziddia August 25, 2023

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013