Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Load twins

A term used to describe two men who have deposited their load into the same partner in the same hole in a threesome. Conceptually similar to "Eskimo Brothers". Popularized by the show English Teacher on hulu.

After their bareback threesome, Chad and Tommy would be load twins for life.

by AliasFakename October 28, 2025

Three and a half loads

3.5 loads

Three and a half loads

by japierdole March 12, 2023

Loading Level Instance

Fuck You

Game developers met with the phrase "Loading Level Instance" for excessive periods of time should interpret this precisely equally to having been told to go fuck themselves.

by Delscorcho April 14, 2022

three butt loads of fun

the top most level of happiness there is to exist. simply means “have a great time and so much fun” while three guys cum in your butt

100% one of the most fun instances those guys will ever experience

“hey bros, have three butt loads of fun tonight, go get em tiger”

by DRAWEEWEE September 1, 2021

Load the wheat

Truck drivers euphemism for sexual intercourse despite a yeast infection.

That lizard slag let me load the wheat and I'm still not itchy.

by Ditchweed April 25, 2019

Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.

I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.

by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020