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you’re a lemon

Lame+ Funny = Lemon

When someone is lame af but also funny
A: *random lame funny joke*
B= Hahah you’re a LEMON
by Wafash May 25, 2018
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fragile lemon

a weak, squishy, sensitive lemon often owned by those who are offended quickly. Fragile lemons are easy to peel.
Hey, you're a lick!
Hey stop! That hurts my feelings! I have a fragile lemon!
by Trizequel & clizzare February 4, 2012
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sinking lemon

See the lemonade. The more dangerous of the two parts of the lemonade. This member is slightly submerged under the floating lemon while performing intercourse.
Why don't you try being the sinking lemon this time. I'm a little overwhelmed from last time.
by JokeWing January 13, 2018
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Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.
"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
by J3ll-y October 31, 2020
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Savannah Lemon

someone: “yo wassup sava-“
savannah lemon: “HDMXJXKSKMDFMIXSKKAA LMAAAOOOO STFU”
by Nothin But Fax October 16, 2020
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Peat Lemon Tea

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.
Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?
by The Mads November 24, 2020
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Peeling the Lemon

Peeling the Lemon refers to the act of the woman peeling the man's ballsack off. Commonly mistaken to be the act of peeling a sour fruit.
Sally fucked Jerry hard last night. I heard she was Peeling the Lemon
by Sack Handle May 23, 2018
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