doo doo locks

Twisted locks of hair that smells like doodoo. (Dreads) The locks of dreads have not been washed in years and it smells like doodoo.

That lady's dreadlocks smells like doo doo locks.

by TeamInman May 17, 2020

Shmeil Locks

The curlies that come down from the side of the Jews face in New York City and surrounding areas.

Do you have any jerricurl activator for my shmeil locks?

by Charles Lee Ray Xavier August 12, 2011

lock-awk

Short for locker-awkward, this is when one breaks up with one's middle school significant other and subsequently avoids eye contact whilst both are at their respective lockers.

OMG, guys, ever since I broke up with Joey things have been totally lock-awk. He won't even say hi and I just want things to like before we were together - you know, like two weeks ago.

by polly334pocket December 7, 2009

James Locke

Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.

Girl: OMG IS THAT JAMES LOCKE???
James: I have a 13 inch penis
Girl: James Locke is so sexy

by ObamaSussyBalls May 14, 2022

hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.

Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

cock-lock

its like cock block, but right as ur about to, ejaculate, you hold it in as long as you can, this is commonly done in no-nut november, when people are doing the nasty at midnight,

instead of pulling out, should i cock-lock?

by Deizomando September 5, 2023