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Pulling a Johnson

Passing out in someones front lawn and being picked up in the morning by animal control
Matt pulled a Johnson yesterday. Matt is pulling a johnson
by Maroons December 14, 2008
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don johnson

A bald pussy with just a little bit of stubble. Called this because it resembles the actor Don Johnson's facial hair in the 1980s TV show Miami Vice.
It had been a few days since Mary shaved so I munched on her Don Johnson.

I fucked this bitch yesterday day and she wasn't completely bald, she had a little don johnson.
by mike wright September 10, 2006
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Johnson Family Vacation

The worst movie ever.
Includes a bunch a dum ass niggas
by Black Men April 12, 2004
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autumn johnson

A typical white girl

Wears extensions and fake nails

Like to suck all cocks (isn't picky)

Will fuck your boyfriend or friends.

Very non trustworthy
Wow what a slut !! She's such an autumn Johnson!!
by Ole cutie March 17, 2016
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Jerkin' my Johnson

1. Getting screwed over.

2. Beatin' the meat.
1. Jimmy: I think I'm going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.

Matt: Man, your really jerkin' my johnson right now.

2. Guy: I think I'm gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some porn.
by hockeyinsane44 October 16, 2009
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Gus Johnson

A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of Gus Johnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.
"You see the new Gus Johnson video?"
"No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."
by NOYOUYEAHYOU January 11, 2019
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long island johnson dipper

when a chcik is giving u head it ur wang goes so far down she throws up
smief had a long island johnson dipper with willam h masey
by O'Doyle November 6, 2004
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