by EllieVeale January 30, 2020
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Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
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by 1m Your Huckleberry February 6, 2022
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by Bootygirl010505 November 3, 2016
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by Ihonestlyhatejakepaul:) April 19, 2018
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if you are over 12 years old then don't be scared. but if you are 12 or under then he will look for you, he will find you and he will... do i need to say anything more.
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