by Beard$ April 14, 2014
Get the half chub baconmug. The act of applying bacon grease to your penis and then proceeding to slap your partner repeatedly in the face until you both become sore and/or climax.
by kevinslayer69 August 15, 2015
Get the Kentucky Bacon Slapmug. by NatCupcake December 30, 2011
Get the Burning my baconmug. When wearing a shirt under a button up and the collar becomes wrinkled, resembling a piece of bacon.
by bradb94 April 15, 2015
Get the bacon effectmug. PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
by Nitro et al September 28, 2008
Get the turkey baconmug. a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.
"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"
*fist bump*
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"
*fist bump*
by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010
Get the I smell bacon...mug. thiz iz uzed by niggaz lyk me, it meanz anodda niggaz ugly face or nasty face. u say it 2 people wen dey are all up in ur grill.
yo , u betta get ya bacon fries outa my sight befo i kill all u an u lil shit homeboyz .. be easy ight ??
Get yo bacon fries away from muh face before i bayshunt
Get yo bacon fries away from muh face before i bayshunt
by Paulson Baby August 30, 2003
Get the bacon friesmug.